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Welcome to the
Skunkwrx Posterwrx!
Pronounced (Skunk Works Poster
Work)
Date
: Late Spring 1999
This site contains a collection of rock n' roll posters from the
sixties to the present. This site is only a few days old and under very
heavy construction. Please check out my warez and drop me a line
if you have any questions. Prices and on line ordering are being
developed .
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Date
: Late Spring 1999
Ok, So I have a few
thousand posters, that I have been collecting over the years. I'm
finally gonna put up that web page. This HTML thing dosn't seem
too hard. I 've had the skunkwrx.com
domain registered for a few years now. Lets put it to good
use.
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Date
: Early June 1999
Well 4 weeks have gone by
and I have one page. Not a good page but a page non the
less. From the looks coming from my friends and family it may need
a little work. Geeez it only took 4 weeks. Do people really
make a living doing this?
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Date
: Late June 1999
Ok, now we are cooking. I got frames, I got spinning
fireballs. Yes sir this puppy is firing on all 8 cylinders
now. Hmm, Kinda looks like hell ..... Yep
kill it before it spreads .... Better start over
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Date
: Mid July 1999
Finally almost 12 weeks later I have a working sight. F#$%$in Van
Gough would be proud. It don't have any text and their aren't
any prices but hell what da ya want perfection. I'll use
this one as a temp sight and start another...again..... I wonder
if I could hire someone to do this.
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Date
: Early August 1999
Ok, so what if I missed most of the summer while I pecked away at
"THE WEB SIGHT". Too bad I'm not getting paid by the
hour. Anyway this stuff is getting easier. I have started
yet another sight. I have had white motifs with menus, I've had
faggy pastel ones that I didn't show anyone and couple of spooky black
ones that were cool but probably didn't lend themselves to selling
posters. I especially liked the nude buttons I
created. Anyway I feel almost confident enough to start over
again.
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Date
: Late August 1999
Man look at all the posters. They are everywhere. Their are
new ones every week. The map drawers, I use to store my precious
beauties are over flowing. I'm sure the web sight will help
to bring order to all this. .... well maybe. Something
tells me Amazon.com didn't get its start this way. That's
it! I'll go public and let someone pay me for all this. |
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Date
: Late September 1999
I will finish this project. I will Finish this project. I
will stop bathing, sleeping, and shaving. Why does everyone
look at me so funny. Don't they know, I have to get
"THE WEB SIGHT" up and online. Even my trusty pal
T-bone, an 80 pound English Bull Dog has given up on me. I
wIlL FiNiSh ThIs PrOjEcT. I wIlL FiNiSh ThIs PrOjEcT, I wIlL
FiNiSh ThIs PrOjEcT..........
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Date
: Mid October 1999
Well the psychotherapy and the drugs have taken the edge off but I
continue on my trek. Although I have trashed some six
completed sights, I'm now well on my way. What this in the
mail? Its a letter from an
attorney?
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Date
: Late October 1999
Why is Lockheed Martin so pissed at me. Well it seems no matter
how you spell it Skunk Works is a registered trade mark of our friends
that brought you Area 51, the SR71, and the Stealth Bomber. Big
deal if President Eisenhower originally endorsed the name. Hell he
don't know dick about posters and other important
stuff. How come their all those funny black ford sedans with
those strange little antennas are surrounding the
house. Better call the attorney.
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Date
: Early November 1999
Hmmm, Lets see Stumpwrx, Funkwrx, Sunkwrx. I wonder if they
would have caught on if I had done the coon ass version Skeunkwerx.
Hell, Lockheed Martin stole it from Lil Abner. |

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